What were they thinking – Potty Mitts

December 5, 2011 by  
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potty-mitts But wait – here’s another coloured Mitt!  We thought these were a very funny product for children. 

If you are worried about your child catching diseases from touching surfaces in public toilets – then these teddy bear decorated, water-resistant Potty Mitts are just the thing for you.  If you’ve lost confidence in your purse sized packs of hand sanitiser then Potty Mitts are your conscience savers.

As well as keeping your child free of germs whilst sitting, these revolutionary disposable gloves come with thier own pouch and it’s small enough to fit into your handbag or nappy bag.  How clever and convenient!

You must throw them in the bin afterwards though, as they’re not flush-able down the toilet.

Men of steel ??

November 29, 2011 by  
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Aren’t men supposed to be made of steel? Only (it seems) not their noses !!

This is the cutest baby joke ever !

November 15, 2011 by  
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We just love this baby joke – it is so adorable.

Out of the Mouth of Babes

October 31, 2011 by  
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A young boy was given some homework by his teacher on the subject of childbirth and asked his parents, “How was I born?” “Well honey…” said the slightly embarrassed Mum, “the stork brought you to us.” “Oh,” said the boy.“Well, how did you and daddy get born?” he asked. “Oh, the stork brought us too.”  she replied.“Well how were grandpa and grandma born?” he persisted. “Well darling, the stork brought them too!” said his Mum, by now starting to squirm a little with all the interrogation.

Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read, with confusion, the opening sentence: “This report has been very difficult for me to write because there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.”

Out of the Mouth of Babes

September 11, 2011 by  
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness,  and today is the happiest day of her life.” The child thought about this for a moment, then said, “So why is the groom wearing black?

What were they thinking – wacky baby soothers?

September 2, 2011 by  
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We are always browsing new baby products and ideas and we thought this one was quite funny. 

Wacky Pacifiers/Dummies was our latest find, a little less conventional than your standard block colour dummy!!

Baby Laugh of the Day – put a smile on your face….

August 16, 2011 by  
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We love this baby laugh – it makes us laugh as well.

Out of the Mouth of Babes

August 11, 2011 by  
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A little girl was sitting on her grandfather’s lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek.  She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.

Finally she spoke up, “Grandpa, did God make you?
Yes, sweetheart,” he answered, “God made me a long time ago.
Oh,” she paused, “grandpa, did God make me too?
Yes, indeed, honey,” he said, “God made you just a little while ago.
Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, “God’s getting better at it, isn’t he ?

Baby Laugh of the Day – put a smile on your face….

July 15, 2011 by  
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Cutest baby giggle ever!

Out of the Mouth of Babes

July 11, 2011 by  
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honor thy father and thy mother,” she asked “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?
Without missing a beat one little boy answered, “Thou shall not kill.

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