A young boy was given some homework by his teacher on the subject of childbirth and asked his parents, “How was I born?” “Well honey…” said the slightly embarrassed Mum, “the stork brought you to us.”“Oh,” said the boy.“Well, how did you and daddy get born?” he asked. “Oh, the stork brought us too.” she replied.“Well how were grandpa and grandma born?” he persisted. “Well darling, the stork brought them too!” said his Mum, by now starting to squirm a little with all the interrogation.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher who read, with confusion, the opening sentence: “This report has been very difficult for me to write because there hasn’t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.”